Gentle reader, I beg you to imagine a scale. A scale charting how cool a given person is!
At the uttermost bottom sits the Lord of all Frat Boys, Trev's new beer-bong in hand. This creature is a one. Now imagine a man transcending the opaline heights of this order. Imagine Steve Jobs. He is a ten.
Where do you fit in this hierarchy? Before answering, consider your honest answers to the following questions:
- Would you consider yourself a writer?
- Do you own a spankin' laptop computer?
- Does the prospect of meditating near a waterfall soothe your nerves, recently frayed from difficulty convincing your co-workers of the benefits of switching to Python?
- Is fruit improved by completing a full passage through a jungle-rat's digestive and excretory systems?
- Can you read Chinese?
- Do you like to look at Chinese characters anyway?
- Is this awesome?
- Would you prefer to peruse a crumbling, leather-bound menu-tome over something so pedestrian as a wall menu?
If, after carefully considering the answers to these questions, you still consider yourself to be an eight or higher, have I got the coffee shop for you!
It is called Funnel Mill, and if you like it I hate you.
We went to the San Diego Zoo! It had a pretty good concentration of cool animals. Not a lot of lame stuff like Eastern Gray Squirrels and American Condors to dillute the experience.
Amy and I went to the beach, because apparently that is what you do in California. It was surprisingly grey!
We moved to California. It took two and a half days to drive here, but there was plenty of vaguely interesting countryside to see!
Not too long ago, Amy and I lived in Saint Paul, Minnesota.
Here is Amy at the Mississippi
It was awesome and cold.
Welcome to my photographic Vox blog! I like the word "Vox" because it is Latin! And I am ok with the word "blog" only because it is a neologism. I will post pictures here. Starting now!
on My review of the Funnel Mill coffee shop in Asshole, CA